…or you might end up doing stuff like this.  And photographing it. Note:  My mom got me that Brooke Shields doll when I was a kid because she heard they’d be collectors items.  Up until a few weeks ago, I’d resisted the urge to open the box and decrease the value…but recently I figured, what [...]

Remember the crazy guy on the train? (see September 16th)…well, come to find out, he’s my first real NYC celebrity sighting! I think I’m in love with you, Rev. Billy.

I’m on my way to Book Soup  on Sunset Boulevard to see a reading by an author named Malina Saval.  She is an cool woman.  My movie agent, who is also her movie agent, invited me. He represents many fiction writers. Yup, I’m that Hollywood.  I can drop names.  I can talk about my movie [...]