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Why Having a Real Job is A Good Thing…

maya — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:19:27 +0000

…or you might end up doing stuff like this. And photographing it.

Note: My mom got me that Brooke Shields doll when I was a kid because she heard they’d be collectors items. Up until a few weeks ago, I’d resisted the urge to open the box and decrease the value…but recently I figured, what the hell? You’re only 33 once! And, by the way, I once saw Brooke Shields in a restaurant in NYC…I went up and told her I had this doll. She said, “I hate that doll. When I was in college, I’d come home and find my roomates had hung it by a little noose. They thought it was hilarious.” She was pretty cool.

Uh-oh, Monkey!

maya — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:17:34 +0000

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Creepy Doll Alert, the First New York Installment

maya — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:21:15 +0000

Creepy Doll Alert Via Oklahoma and Arkansas

maya — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:21:16 +0000

In a gas station in Oklahoma I saw this doll:

Saw this one in Arkansas. So disturbing. Not even a doll… a scrub brush. Ugh.

It was 1982, and I thought he was awesome.

maya — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:28:01 +0000